#tf2 age regression

[sleepy4ndy]

Can we get more little!scout? Pretty pleeeaasssee? (No pressure tho!)

Yeah sure! I don’t anything written for Scout, but have some doodles :D

I’ve also decided to change to a different program (ibisPaint, previous was Magma) for better quality

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Scout doodles ⋆˙ᝰ.ᐟ

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[engiebabey]

Sending in another ask bc I love ur writing style!!

I yearn for a babysitter scout

Anything you wanna do for him is fine!

:3

doing some hcs! i divided it into three parts bc i think he acts differently with different age groups of littles

warnings: talks of crying/tantrums, one mention of death, one mention of fighting, use of "big brother"

(0-2) babyspace

literally the definition of "fake it till you make it", since scout's usually the youngest of whatever group he's in (whether that be the mercs or his family), he's never had to take care of a baby before

holds you pretty awkwardly but surprisingly safe because he's scared of dropping you

will try to talk to you and expect answers until he remembers you're a baby

"so, uh, what kinda games you wanna play?" "ah?" "oh, yeah, nevermind."

gives you random objects to teeth/drool on like clean socks and spoons from the kitchen

usually doesn't like to ask for help, but if you wear diaps, he will 100% go to spy or engie and hold you up like a wet little cat and ask "help how do i change this thing"

weirdly likes making bottles. thinks it's relaxing to fill it up and feed you

favorite thing is to make you laugh. he'll do the thingy wear he tears paper to make you squeal and giggle. hearing you laugh makes him laugh

literally the only time scout has any patience is when he's taking care of you

tries putting you down for a nap and ends up sleeping with you because he doesn't want to leave you

good at calming you down when you cry

"shh, kid, it's okay, big brother's right here"

(3-4) toddlers

he enjoys that you're able to talk with him because all he does is talk

will tell you jokes and you usually don't get the punchline because it's something tom jones or death related

eats your snacks with you. like straight up steals handfuls of cheerios and yogurt bites off your table, he thinks they're delicious

tries to sneak bonk! into your sippy cup and gets yelled at by the other mercs later when you won't take a nap

tries to pay attention to you but always gets distracted, loses you very easily. by the time scout turns around, you're halfway down the other side of the hallway

makes a very poor attempt to teach you baseball, but it usually just devolves into a clumsy game of catch instead

if you won't eat, he either does "here comes the airplane!" or pretends to eat your food to make you jealous

calls his mom when you won't behave, "hey ma, how did ya deal with me when i was a kid?"

thinks it's hilarious to tickle you, will bring out the tickle monster

has a hard time trying to deal with tantrums, usually tries the distraction method of presenting toys to you. if you're really sobbing, he'll wait it out because he doesn't want to upset you further

(5+) kiddos

he's weirdly a lot more chill the older you are in regression, he feels he needs to have rules and guidelines for the littles, but if you're more of a kid, then he is laidback

huge arts and crafts kinda guy, since he likes doodling himself, it's very easy for the two of you to spend an afternoon just scribbling and coloring

you will probably spend more time outside than inside, tbh. he'll bring out balls and chalk and bubbles, anything you want to keep you entertained

will come up with a secret handshake with you (that both of you will forget within the hour and make up a new one)

so many cartoons. he likes watching them anyways so it's a no-brainer for babysitting

if you play with dolls, scout will make them fight each other

loves loves loves games, from hide and seek to the floor is lava to even just counting, he will make everything into a competition

he'll let you win on purpose though because it makes him happy to see you happy

"i can't believe you beat me again, toots! you gotta give your big brother a chance next time, yeah?"

will let you give him a makeover! if you have makeup, he'll use it, but usually it's just acrylic paint or washable markers because no one else at the base owns makeup

lets you stay up way past your bedtime, especially when it's movie night

holds dance parties in the common area oh yeah !!! they typically end up in scout trying to dance battle

banner by me :)

[saccharineboy]

Little!medic underrated in my opinion

[velstinytown]

"Me? A caregiver?? Ehh I dunno-"

*these guys*

Ermmm I'm witterawy starting to like caregiving ☝️

[thetinyblossom-archived]

🔧~ Regressor!Dell Conagher (TF2 Engineer) Stimboard—

🍼~ Self Indulgent—

🔧~ With— Toys, Comics, Food, Nature and Guitar Stims

A special thank you to @sleepy4ndy for the lovely art and for allowing me to use it on this stimboard!

🍼~ Credits—

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[oli-draw]

I've redone my old art

I was inspired by this post:

https://www.tumblr.com/thetinyblossom/762917685896036352/regressor-medic-x-caregiver-heavy-agere?source=share

author: @thetinyblossom

[little-tf2-time]

So uh, hallo? I know this is a little confusing but.. I'm the Nurse. In a different universe I'm actually the son of Medic. I thought it'd be nice to introduce myself. N-No need to worry about me judging any of you! I'm a caregiver to my friend Archer!

(Engineer blinks, staring at the man at their doorstep for a moment*

Engineer: "i see.. Well, you can come in if ya want, just mind the toys"

(he opens the door a bit, still eyeing it but more due to not knowing if hes trustable. Inside the main area is scout and soldier, soldier chewing on a plush and scout playing with some cars, toys are scattered about but seem to be mostly in one area, and engineer makes sure to push them away from the walkway towards the hall and kitchen)

[justafoxkit]

Is TF2 an appropriate media for a 3-7 year old? No, probably not.

But do I think that having the whole team as my CG's/playmates would fix me? Yeah...

(Especially Engie and Sniper!)

[tf2ageregression]

☾ TF2 Coloring Pages! ☾

I traced some of the in-game taunts for these!! There's really not enough TF2 coloring pages on the internet...

(Transparent versions under the cut!)

[littlestingray2]

A Day Off

A quick little scenario of what the team does on a day off.

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Scout raced through the main area of the base, chasing after a ball Engineer had thrown. They were playing catch. The game was oddly sentimental the first few times for 2 large reasons. 1. He'd never played with a father figure before. Unless you count his big brothers, but he knew they weren't his dad. Speaking of, the second large reason was he'd only ever played with his brother and friends back home. He missed home. Now, though, as they played, Scout felt better than ever. Today was an off day, something to do with the other team's Spy having off base 'business' to attend to. He was too small to care.

Pyro and Snipper were playing tug a rope with their hands in the corner. Sniper had tried multiple times to play with his teeth, but Medic put a stop to it the minute it started. Medic always said, "You'll hurt your teeth, pup.". Sniper still tried to tug with his teeth occasionally. Demo and Soldier were playing with Soldier's blocks and toy soldiers. Heavy was reading a book and chatting quietly with Spy. Things were peaceful for once.

Spy and Engineer slipped away eventually to grab some lunch for everyone. Scout, without a caregiver to play catch with, joined soilder to play blocks. Demo took his chance to grab a drink of water. Sniper took a break for water, too. Pyro, feeling warm from all the playing, sat on the floor to cool off.

"Lunch!" Engineer cheered. He wasn't surprised to see that the kiddos' day of playing had left them a little worn out. Spy checked his watch and confirmed that it was about nap time for the younger ones. Scout and Sniper were a bit older than Soilder and Pyro today. It wasn't unusual that Sniper was a bit older, but it was a little odd for Scout not to be as young as he normally is.

Sniper and Scout each got 1 sandwich, 4 strawberries, an orange, and a sippy cup full of juice. Except Sniper really got 2 oranges, and Scout got double the amount of strawberries. They traded because Sniper doesn't care for strawberries. Soldier and Pyro got sliced banana, blueberry yogurt, cheese puffs, and some shredded turkey. The younger ones also got a bottle of milk. Pyro like caramel and Soilder liked plain.

Engineer fed Pyro in a separate room for Pyro's privacy, of course. Pyro still didn't eat around anyone the other yet. They didn't think he ever would. Nobody minded, though. They made accommodations where they could. The only person who could feed Pyro was Engineer. Sometimes, it made Scout a little jealous, but one of the other caregivers swooped in to feed him. Today, though, Scout fed himself.

After meal time, the regressors were settled down for a nap. Each one of them was tucked in and cozy. Engineer was reading the story while Heavy rocked Scout gently. Medic was washing Snipers chewy (he dropped it on the floor) so he could nap with it. LT. Bites was cuddled into Soldier's side. Pyro was spread out with his many stuffed unicorns. As the regressors drifted to sleep, everything was calm. They all loved days off.

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[sleepy4ndy]

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Little!Heavy in a teddy bear onesie ⋆˙ᝰ.ᐟ

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[DNI BANNER CREDITS TO:Tinyowelet]

[engiebabey]

I yearn for cg medic content

Please 🙏

:3

baby's first ask!!! every1 always focuses on medic's literal medical aspects of his traits, but i like to think of him as a soft little nerd so here's some hc i have !! (+ a little blurb at the end expanding on one of them)

warnings: mention of an autopsy, mentions of bones, use of "papa"

this is so long btw i got carried away

despite a lot of hcs i see that medic is a huge poor meow meow, i do actually think he is more on the stern side when it comes to being a cg!

has rules for you to follow, and if you're a little older in your regression (4+) he may expect you to be able to clean up toys, use manners, etc.

likes to be called papa (because he is german) but if you don't like that then he also enjoys being called "doctor"

tbh i think he cares more about you getting not hurt for the emotional aspect instead of the physical. he knows he could heal you up with the medigun whenever he wants, he just doesn't need his baby to feel the pain if he can prevent it

reads so many books (this man is a huge dweeb ik) and really likes relaxing by sitting you on his lap and reading stories to you. will do all the funny voices, too

very into touching your face?? since so much of his life is spent focusing on other's body parts i think he's grown to love the features of those he adores because he's able to study them

will let you color in old reports and pictures of x-rays/autopsies he's done (censored, of course) and has a special folder for them

very big teacher. will teach you your own bone names, how many you have, and if you're on the older side he may even attempt to teach you cpr or quiz you on the things he teaches. he thinks it's important to know your body.

he knows he is very busy :( so he has a special corner in the medbay for you! little table for you to sit at, a crib if you're extra tiny, a bookshelf and everything! i imagine it's a bit like the kiddie corners they have at libraries for those who want to read and relax

does not trust a lot of the other mercs to babysit for you (because he has a lot to do and can't always watch you). engineer and heavy are the only main ones, though he does surprisingly trust spy enough to keep an eye on you

speaking of which, NO SCOUT !! he gets so worried about you so easily that he has a silly rule that scout can only hang with you if there is at least one responsible adult around

will play toys with you, and actually prefers it! he thinks that the engagement is nice and spending time with you in a way you enjoy is important to him.

huge on physical touch. he doesn't really like wearing his gloves when he touches you because it makes him feel disconnected from you, like you're a patient. will do the old man thing where he pinches your cheeks and pretends to eat you

lets you sit on his lap whenever he's just doing paperwork or hanging out. surprisingly clingy toward you but its cute!

little blurb i wanted to write about the teaching thing bc im so insane about it actually

warnings: mentions of bones, use of "papa"

"Alright, liebling. Now, do you remember how many bones are in that tiny body of yours?" Medic asks, poking a finger at your tummy. You giggle, looking upwards as you think.

"Two hundred.. two hundred and..." you trail off, unable to remember. You frown for a second. What did Papa tell you last time?

Smiling, he leans over from his sitting spot to whisper in your ear. "Two hundred six!" you shout, proud of yourself for giving the right answer, even if he helped.

"Very good, schatz!" he claps for you, your face breaking into a grin. Medic pulls out a piece of paper from behind him, and a pack of crayons. You squeal as he sets them down in front of you.

"Let's play a game," he starts. "Papa will point out a part of this body, and if you get it right, you may color it in. How does that sound?" When you nod frantically in response, he leads his finger to a part on the bottom half. "What's this?"

"Leg." you smile and grab a green crayon, excited to win your game.

divider by @aquazero, banner by me!

[tiniest-trilobite]

I made an agere blog for tf2 bc ‘m fixated on those hazbin hotel CG accounts an’ I wanted a tf2 one!

@tiny-mercs

[velstinytown]

Tried my hand at a moodboard!! This was rlly fun to make, I hope I can make more soon :3

[thetinyblossom-archived]

🎇~New Years with Caregiver Demoman—

🥂~Self Indulgent— Stimboard

🎇~With— Fireworks, alcohol, clothing, food and sensory aids (headphones and pacifier)

“Whatcha doin’ lass? It’s almost time for the fireworks! Aren’t you coming with papa?”

I know is WAYYYY past the new years but I had a not-so-great New Year’s Eve + just overall haven’t been feeling well. Anyway, I love Tavish <3 He would be an awesome cg!!!

🥂~ Credits—

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[little-tf2-time]

hii! i would like to know more about the sniper, if possible! what is his favorite food? maybe there are plushies that he likes?

(sniper takes the camera, seeming a bit disheveled after a long day)

Sniper: "ill answer this one. I like burgers usually, and the stuffed animal aint any of your business"

(Demo passes by and pats soldier on the shoulder, leaning in)

Demoman: "he has a stuffed kiwi named Lime, carries it every where when little-"

(Sniper punches him in the arm, to which demo laughs)